Teehee

So I took a funny little questionnaire today. Not that any of this is to be taken seriously, but it was a little bit interesting.

Psychoanalyze Yourself:

Don't read ahead, just answer the following questions with the first thought that comes to mind. Then read which each answer means at the end. No cheating!

1. You are walking in the woods. You are not alone. Who is with you?

Steve—he is exploring with me.

2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal?

A really amazing-looking, rare bird. Or else a snuffling boar.

3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?

Neither animal notices us standing there.

4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing, and before you is your dream house, how big is it?

Smallish, by most standards—but comfortable, and looks amazing because it’s a cottage of rustic, old-fashioned dreams, nestled remotely in the big woods. I imagine it with all manner of old-fashioned creature comforts and a kitchen for real living...and the internet, hehe.

5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?

No. No need for a real fence, but maybe there is a natural barrier or trees or bushes.

6. You enter the house. You walk into the dining room and see the dining table; what is on it?

Fresh bread (that I baked!) , a wrapped hunk of cheese (that I strained!), a crock of butter (that I made!), and a bowl of fruit (that I picked!). Oh, and a kitchen towel.

7. You exit the house and a cup is on the ground, what kind is it?

An old tin cup that either Steve or I found somewhere along our travels. Century+ old.

8. What do you do with the cup?

If it’s on the ground outside, then I would imagine it’s there for a reason. We probably placed it there (perhaps symbolic), and so we will leave it there.

9. You walk to the edge of the property where you find yourself standing at a body of water; what is it?

A large lake with wild shores on all sides, a primitive deck by where we are, and on the other side, waterfalls, stone cliffs on the side of a large hill, and a nearby exit to a rapid-filled creek.

10. How will you cross the water?

From our primitive boat from our primitive deck. And barrels, for fun.

After you copy and paste into a new bulletin, and answer ALL the questions above you can look down here.







The ANSWERS

1. The person who you are walking in the woods with is the most important to you.

Pfft, I could have told you that.

2. The size of the animal is representative of your perception of the size of your problems in your life.

So then, fair to middlin'. Hmmm.

3. The severity of the interaction you have with the animal is representative of how you deal with your problems.

Hah! I don't deal with them, apparently. But I don't run away from them either.

4. The size of your dream home is representative of the size of your ambition to solve your problems.

Yep, that's about right.

5. A lack of a fence is indicative of an open personality. People are welcome at all times. The presence of a fence indicates a closed personality. You'd prefer people not drop by unannounced.

I don't think my answer is quite so black-and-white.

6. If your answer did NOT include food, flowers, or people, then you are generally unhappy.

I'm supposed to be fretting about the kitchen towel, then. Hehe.

7. The durability of the material with the cup is made of is representative of the perceived durability of your relationship.

Ancient, tarnished, but sturdy and thought-provoking?

8. What you did with the cup is representative of your attitude.

It is what it is, after all.

9. The size of the body of water is representative of the size of your sexual desire.

Big, with lots of opportunity for variety...sounds like me!

10. The way you cross the water is representative to how easy or hard you expect your life to be.

Not an easy ride, but tried and true. Hmm.